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Favorite Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Movies and TV' started by teaselover, May 17, 2017.

  1. little willy

    little willy Senior Member -Wannerator-

    The Empire Strikes Back-Yoda
    No! Do, or do not. There is no try.
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  2. styles

    styles Senior Member

    I fear we are 2 pilgrims in a unholy land.
    Indy Jones---Last Crusade
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  3. DrewP. Balls

    DrewP. Balls Senior Member

    Are you sure that's from a movie......and.not something you heard this morning?:rolleyes:
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  4. Nina

    Nina Social Agency * Verified & Featured *

    "Or it gets the hose again" lmao good one!
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  5. Megann

    Megann ++ Social Companion * Verified & Featured *

    Most likely already made the list, but "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." :D
  6. little willy

    little willy Senior Member -Wannerator-

    It's definitely from the movie, my little blond friend doesn't need to ask. She's the best.
    Besides, what's mine is hers, and what's hers is hers.
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  7. DrewP. Balls

    DrewP. Balls Senior Member

    Ok. Just checking. As Nina already said..... people use quotes from movies all the time!;). I also understand.....that if you have $10.....and she has $5.....she has in reality.....$15.
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  8. seaver15

    seaver15 Senior Member

    YLS girl Diamond Belle was my first travel companion on my March beach & baseball trips - in fact she totally inspired my doing the trips (thank you Diamond). The first time we met, after months of chatting on the original board, she was on top of me in CG and I started talking about the possibility of doing the trip. She stopped what she was doing and said to me incredulously, "You want to talk about this NOW?". It was like a nekkid I Love Lucy scene.
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  9. TinCanSailor

    TinCanSailor Senior Member

    Pretty much anything from "Full Metal Jacket".

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

    Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
    Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?
    Private Pyle: Sir, yes sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

    Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

    And of course:

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  10. teaselover

    teaselover Senior Member

    Same movie

    "You were named after the dog?"
    "I have a lotta fond memories of that dog"
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  11. KingCock

    KingCock Senior Member

    You forgot "You little shit", which IMHO makes the quote
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  12. styles

    styles Senior Member

    that's called marriage.
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  13. KingCock

    KingCock Senior Member

    Another movie with more great quotes than I can count.

    One of my faves: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"
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  14. little willy

    little willy Senior Member -Wannerator-


    "This woman needs to be gotten to a hospital"

    "A hospital? what is it?"

    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"
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  15. superdogg69

    superdogg69 Senior Member

    One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind

  16. teaselover

    teaselover Senior Member



    First time??

    No I've been nervous lots of times
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  17. KingCock

    KingCock Senior Member

    No more yanky my wanky – the Donger need food!
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  18. Cazbah

    Cazbah Senior Member

    This is one all mongers have experienced.

    From the movie 'Coming To America.

    "The royal penis is clean, your highness."
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  19. KingCock

    KingCock Senior Member

    You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

    And one of my favorite Arthur moments:

    Perry's Wife: [screams] MY HUSBAND HAS A GUN!

    Arthur: I'm sure he does, madam. For all I know, he shot it while you screamed.
    Last edited: May 20, 2017 at 3:41 AM
  20. little willy

    little willy Senior Member -Wannerator-

    "It wasn't him Charlie; it was you..... It was you Charlie. You was my brother. You should've looked out for me..........
    I coulda had class. I coulda been a contenda.. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am... Let's face it; it was you Charlie; it was you, Charlie"

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